Something shifts in time when I am close to vacation. Theres a cosmic burp and everything becomes due the day before I am set to leave. Too bad I am fairly uninterested in working, much less rushing-infact if I milk my jobs any harder I may get cited for animal cruelty. But I will finish everything out of habit.
I’ve been slacking off at the gym a bit, just doing cardio and not too much lifting….this is the curse of the pear martini. I would be more then happy to stay at the gym for 2 hours or so, completely exhaust myself go home, shower and sleep (yes the sun is usually still up)…but then the temptation starts to whisper in my ear….”you know you want a pear martini…it’s right on the way home, hell the bartender even knows how you like them now…go…..drink” It’s a siren call I am unwilling to fight, so for awhile I will heed the call of the pear martini…
Boyfriend of Woman on Toilet Arrested
NESS CITY, Kan. (AP) — A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body has been arrested in a separate case. Authorities say Kory McFarren was arrested Sunday for alleged lewd and lascivious behavior.
He allegedly exposed himself to a neighbor’s teenage daughter and her friends. He spent the night in jail before posting bond.
No charges had been filed by Thursday. The 36-year-old McFarren could not be reached for comment.
He was charged last week with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. That was after his girlfriend was found stuck to the toilet in late February.
Could anything be more insulting?!!!! Not only does your dipshit ‘boyfriend’ leave you on the toilet for two years, now he’s showing willie to the teenage chillerin, ahh it doesn’t matter, she sat atop her own mount poopie for two years…you know what I wonder…if that toilet is a superfund site…I don’t give a shit it’s vacation time and I am off to the airport tomorow at 4 in the morning..enjoy some Madge…talk to you from some place in the US
