In one of the adjoining offices ,there resides a moron. This swampy ass fool has had not one, not two but three laptops stolen from his office, during business hours (or so he claims). Lets not get into how idiotic it is to continually supply the thief with $1500 computers, lets get into the result of swampys gnashing of teeth and bunching of panties…cameras….cameras, cameras everywhere. Last week a series of spy cams were installed all over the building, inside and out…we are now constantly monitored. I find it a little too big brotherish, not for fear of being caught doing anything, just because its damn rude, and I seriously doubt anyone needs more then 3 laptops, so I doubt the thief will be caught or resurface….stoopit….
Speaking of stoopit
I never understood the appeal of drugs.
I got the new madge cd and god help me I’m liking that song 4 minutes with justin timbercake, not the video so much. I’m going to the gym this fine morning, I took the top off the jeep yesterday so it will be a chilly ride this morning
Heres an interesting website…you can really find ANYTHING on the web. Enjoy Saturday
Ashlee Simpson is a gawd awful singer…..
then theres this guy, who can probably sing as well as Ashlee but would rather whore out inmates in his prison…
“Sheriff charged with using inmates as sex slaves”
Oklahoma sheriff could be sentenced to 467 years in prison if convicted
Authorities have charged a western Oklahoma sheriff with coercing and bribing female inmates so he could use them in a sex-slave operation run out of his jail.
Lawsuit alleges favors for sex
A federal lawsuit filed in October claims Burgess told one drug court participant he would have her sent to prison if she didn’t comply with his sexual demands.
The lawsuit, filed by 12 former inmates, alleges the sheriff’s employees had them engage in wet T-shirt contests and offered cigarettes to those who would flash their breasts.
One prisoner alleged she became a jail trusty with more freedom after agreeing to perform a sex act on Burgess, but lost that status when she later refused.
Burgess also faces two counts each of sexual battery, rape by instrumentation and subornation of perjury, and one count each of engaging in a pattern of criminal offenses, indecent exposure and kidnapping.
“The circumstances are certainly regretful,” he said.
the circumstances are regretful for him only because he got caught.
Truckload of human feces spills on Indiana roadway
(04-17) 17:30 PDT CROWN POINT, Indiana (AP) –
Indiana 55 has reopened after a truckload of human feces spilled onto the roadway in northwestern Indiana’s Crown Point.
The driver told police he was hauling treated human feces from a water recycling plant in Portage when the load spilled about 10:30 a.m. Thursday.
The Lake County hazardous materials response team came to clean up the mess, along with the Crown Point Fire Department and Indiana State Police.
The northbound and southbound lanes of the highway were closed during the cleanup.
The Indiana Department of Transportation cited the driver for an unsecured load.
NOTE TO SELF…do not drive behind truck carrying unsecured *load* of human feces in a convertible…it really seems like a no-brainer though.
It is a long weekend, thanks to a little holiday we like to call Patriots Day. I finally looked up the reason behind Patriots Day, it’s the date of the start of the Revolutionary war…in other words an extra drinking day!
Seriously, thats the only way Sarah Jessica Parker should be viewed…from behind, that woman is F-U-G-L-Y…..but thats just me, I’m sure there are alot of people who find her attractive…and they are retarded. Meanwhile in a ditch somewhere on the outskirts of town…..
Yesterday a list of women the boss slept with was rattled off to me- and I could only wonder……
A) Why was I given this information
B) What am I supposed to do with this information
the list included the woman telling me (the most recent addition and exclusion) and a woman working in the same department… .infact the woman standing directly behind me..or the ‘community vagina’ not really, I paraphrase..the community C&*t…Tragic, hilarious but tragic..all rolled into one…these are the times I question my involvement…but remember I really don’t give a shit…..each person creates there own drama…..my life my own soap opera created by me
I need sleep
Whats worse slobs in office of the asshole who vote them in?
Today started off as most Mondays do for me- tragic- then it proceeded to careen downhill at breakneck speed and crash…however I did crawl from the smoldering rubble of the day….I didn’t get to workout this afternoon, overtime plus an afternoon appointment….crap…
Currently my head is lodged up my ass, I have a case of the Monday blahhs. Something interesting did happen at work today. The bosses mistress was back at work this morning after being out a week due to a stiff neck (no shortage of jokes there) anyway…around lunch time the bosses wife came in and demanded a meeting between her, the boss and the mistress….I didn’t hear any gunshots..later on the mistress came out all weepy, grabbed her purse and left for an hour or so. Personally I think she went to her local pharmacologist on the corner and picked up some happy pills. She came back later, not so weepy but a little wobbly. She asked if I wanted to go out for a drink, I declined, being with an over-medicated, weepy drinker just didn’t sound like a great idea…plus I just wasn’t in the mood to deal with it.
Her parents must be so proud…didn’t this girl ever hear this song by Queen Latifah,(minute 2:39)
Everyones a bad ass, not me though, I’m a big pussy…pullease don’t bust a cap in my ass…
I was reading some interesting stuff about Alecia Keys, I’m not a big fan of her music, I do like some of her songs but I’m not a big r&b fan….she believes the government fueled the fight between east coast and west coast rappers notorious BIG and Tupac and gangsta rap was a ploy to get black people to kill each other. She believes the government does not want a strong black leader, umm our next president will probably be a black man……Bareback Obama straight from Smokey Acres, just play the piano dear.
South Branch man dies from self-inflicted chain saw wound
by Dan Sanderson-Staff Writer
Thursday, April 3, 2008 9:59 AM EDT
A 41-year-old South Branch Township man took his own life last week by cutting his head with a chain saw after police said he unsuccessfully tried to reconcile an estranged marriage with his ex-wife.
Texas, yeehawwwww! I have to give the guy credit, that is one TOUGH way to do yourself in, what a mess…..what determination! How bad was life that you would rather saw your head off then live…that must have been one amazing estranged wife, I’ve been unting for a photo of her so I could see what would inspire such grief, alas I must use my imagination…..
Interesting news on the employment front, the bosses mistress was not in all week…due to a stiff neck. Ofcourse if he let her up for a breath every once in awhile she wouldn’t be in so much pain, you knew that was coming….
My workout was uninspired this morning, I just wanted to get it done, we had a lovely thunder storm this morning…..the Red Sox lost, they plain the Yankthese this afternoon, did you know that the Detroit Tigers on on par with the Yankthese for how much they pay there players….too f*&king much.
It’s an old song, but truly a good song, and I can’t seem to find it on itunes…itunes sucks sometimes.
While running on the treadmill I got to watch cable, it’s a great thing to have a cable ready tv hooked up to the hamster wheel I spend an hour on…and it is the only thing that makes that hour tolerable…but running inside allows me to control the pace because I am most assuredly a lollygagger when I run outside…take a side street over here, go look at some birds, sit down by the cemetary, you get the picture…
Anyway I watched something called the 20 skinniest celebreties…this is why I won’t spend more then $10 a month on TV..it’s retarded. Yes, I did watch the entire episode, shut up. Alright so on this day I watched Hillary Duff cry about how no one should give her a difficult time for weighing 105 pounds, she says that people do what makes them feel good and people shouldn’t be criticised for that…yesterday I watched this on youtube
So heres a woman saying the same thing about being fat. SO your happy with yourself at 224 pounds, and Hillary Duff is happy with herself at 105 pounds, both of you are happy and seriously unhealthy. Lets face it Hillary Duff will reach her preferred body weight 3 weeks after being buried “You can finally see my ENTIRE ribcage” sans breath…whats my point, its been two days since I had a pear martini and this is what happens to me, I watch the 20 skinniest celebrities…..but on a side note, I do know how unhealthy weight can take it’s toll on a persons health, someone I know had a massive heart attack at 48, he’s gone to see baby jesus
I would like to thank my parents for giving me the gene that allows me to sleep through a nuclear holocaust. I can sleep for 12 hours, roll over and sleep for another 10…it’s fabulos! To be asleep is to be in a lovely world unless ofcourse I am having one very f-ed up dream which I had this morning snakes and bats and I think at one point I looked like Ringo Starr, thats f-ed up. I should really work on my lucid dreaming, i’d be having a hell of alot more fun. We have one of those tempurpedic beds, I like to call it the coma bed. It is by far the most comfortable bed I’ve ever slept in. You wake up in the same position you fell asleep in, everyone should sleep so well.
I’ve been distressed over how bad my eyesight is getting…a friend of mine mentioned laser surgery. The diea of someone honing l laser beam in my eyeball is a little unnerving
noooo, that just doesn’t seem like something I could do…stay verrrrrry still, one false move and we will either blind you or create a third nostril…
Well, vacation is now officially over, and we’ve started planning the next one. I think next is Colorado white water rafting. Excellent news, a three day weekend is coming up, Patriots day…whatever that is.
I was going to post the new Madge video, but I can’t stand Justin Timberlake, he dances like hes being tasered… heres another one of my all time favorite performers
This is my favorite view of Texas…about 30,000 feet below and behind me.I’ve considered the fact that I may be being too harsh on the lone star state…but I’m not.Our mistake was taking 5 days in Texas when it could have been successfully navigated in less than 45 minutes, alright THAT was a bit harsh.Anyway, sitting here in this plane behind a bunch of giggling teachers from Dallas, I realize that there are even more things I’m snobby about.
Anyway, I promised some interesting information about where we stayed and the cast of characters that run the inn.We chose the place because the website offered some pretty nice photos, some nice amenities, the rooms were all historical, outfitted with antiques, some had hot tubs, fireplaces…the whole works..it looked too good to be true, and yes, it was.When we pulled up to the front of the place after driving through a crappy part of town (which actually WAS the town), we came upon something that may have looked like the website photo..in the 1940s when the place was kept up.It looked a bit like the Herman Munster house but with a few sad looking, diseased palm trees.Ok, we enter, the first floor is beautiful, a lot of ornate word work and an intoxicated front desk clerk who is also the handy man….ummm handy woman.She checks us in and confesses that she is new to town and can’t really help us out with directions, but if we want to rent her car for the day she’ll only charge us $150….right.Good news though, they offer a fridge filled with all kinds of local beers and we are to help ourselves, our hosts first error in judgment, there will be several.Our drunken concierge is still talking, but I am no longer interested in her syrupy accent, she said free beer and my senses are now blocking out any other information.
Our room is on the second floor, up a very lovely set of stairs, our now handy woman tells us that the room was just painted, so don’t mind the dusty spackle residue on the walls, and if you want to use the Jacuzzi, “You may want to wash it down there’s probably some grit in there.”There are some other issues with the room, and it would be a pleasure to pick them apart, but lets just say it wasn’t quite what we expected….onto our hosts…
Every Friday and Saturday night there’s a martini hour, this Friday night happened to be our slightly shaky handywoman’s birthday!We figured she was celebrating all day, we were offered some birthday cake, as were the rest of the guests who had come down to chat with the hosts.Only one of our hosts was sitting with us, and he had hit the martinis a lot earlier then six pm, and martini glasses must be one of the things they grow BIG in Texas, what was slopping around in his meaty fist was a fish bowl, filled with olives and vodka.I couldn’t figure out if it was the slurring or the heavy Texas accent that made his attempt at chatting nearly incomprehensible.We didn’t go to Saturday’s martini hour; our handywoman/concierge was holding court as we passed by.
We actually had a good time, next time we are going to stay in wine country, but if you watch the final four on tv this weekend, and they show you some pretty pictures of san antonio, enjoy the view from your easy chair.
At about this time I figured I’ve smoked about a carton of cigarettes….don’t ask about the alocohol intake, yesterday did some wine tasting, local stuff from Texas. We didn’t know that Texas is the #2 destination for wine vacations or whatever, but I did have a few that I enjoyed. Ghost Rider White Merlot was by far my favorite…it still doesn’t beat beer, but I do have pedestrian taste (Ramen noodles are a must for any pantry). My partner in crime was trying to interest me in having a shot of Tequila, I’ve never had it and haven’t had a shot of anything since an unfortunate sambuca incident in college. Infact I have a violent reaction to black jelly beans. I declined the Tequila offer.
We went to the Alamo yesterday with about 200million other people, it’s pretty interesting, then took a tour of the local area, learned some more history. I’m embarrassed at the lack of knowledge I have about US history, I just never found it as interesting as European history…well this must be corrected, after I pay that huge fine at the library and IF they let me take books out without leaving a credit card number I will begin to learn more about our fabulous country and all it’s splendor…..
As far as other amazing sights that we’ve seen here in Texas I give you…the pannus
