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Charm School 101

April 12, 2008 · 1 Comment

Her parents must be so proud…didn’t this girl ever hear this song by Queen Latifah,(minute 2:39)

Everyones a bad ass, not me though, I’m a big pussy…pullease don’t bust a cap in my ass…

I was reading some interesting stuff about Alecia Keys, I’m not a big fan of her music, I do like some of her songs but I’m not a big r&b fan….she believes the government fueled the fight between east coast and west coast rappers notorious BIG and Tupac and gangsta rap was a ploy to get black people to kill each other. She believes the government does not want a strong black leader, umm our next president will probably be a black man……Bareback Obama straight from Smokey Acres, just play the piano dear.

 

South Branch man dies from self-inflicted chain saw wound

 
 

Thursday, April 3, 2008 9:59 AM EDT

A 41-year-old South Branch Township man took his own life last week by cutting his head with a chain saw after police said he unsuccessfully tried to reconcile an estranged marriage with his ex-wife.

Texas, yeehawwwww!  I have to give the guy credit, that is one TOUGH way to do yourself in, what a mess…..what determination!  How bad was life that you would rather saw your head off then live…that must have been one amazing estranged wife, I’ve been unting for a photo of her so I could see what would inspire such grief, alas I must use my imagination…..

 

Interesting news on the employment front, the bosses mistress was not in all week…due to a stiff neck.  Ofcourse if he let her up for a breath every once in awhile she wouldn’t be in so much pain, you knew that was coming….

My workout was uninspired this morning, I just wanted to get it done, we had a lovely thunder storm this morning…..the Red Sox lost, they plain the Yankthese this afternoon, did you know that the Detroit Tigers on on par with the Yankthese for how much they pay there players….too f*&king much.

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