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N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls

MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.

Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.

Melia is being held on $510,000 bail.

 

Yeah cows are hot, I wonder if this is the guy ( like there would be alot of men who would do this) who stuck his peepee in the cows mouth….you know, being so desperate that you haver to get oral sex from a bovine speaks volumes, there are literally thousands of skanky women that would blow this guy, and almost none of them chew cud…theres another thing WHY would you stick your dick in the mouth of a CHEWING machine?  Euthanize this person and save us all the tragic, although deliciously f*cked up, details.

 

These are exciting times, springtime is here, my dandelion covered lawn awaits grub control, we have new neighbors, Memorial Day is only 21 days away  and Cher has not broken a hip on her new world tour or should I say FINAL Farewell tour…you go girl, isn’t she like 100 years old…..perhaps she should get together with Madonna and tour, Hoverround could sponsor the tour, or centrum silver…imagine the lines for the bathroom at that concert “oh that constant having to go feeling”

 

I think I mentioned that we live in a haunted house, it’s a pain in the ass.  Anyway, I thought it would be haunted by the woman that used to live here, but I keep dreaming about this little blonde haired boy around 5 or 6, and I haven’t been the only one living here who dreamt about this kid.  Well last night I had a dream about him again in it he told me that his name was Danny, and I was looking out my bedroom window towards the backyard, he was standing on the edge of the property in what looked like a cement enclosure and he was pointing down.  No, I didn’t go out this morning and start digging, as mentioned in other posts I am a self proclaimed pussy, just thought I’d mention Danny just incase he comes by for another visit, and if so I am taking the Lunestra plunge…sweet, dreamless sleep, yeah it’s not like Freddie Kruger, it’s still creepy

 

I love this song, especially Left Eye Lopez and her rap at the end…to bad she fell off a cliff in Honduras