Partially Digested Organ Meat

Well my week was a colossal shit sammie…work sucked, my workouts were non existent, and once again it is Saturday and I am up getting ready to go back into the hole.  Enough bitching, Nosferatu got fired yesterday, I knew it was coming, the owner told me he hired someone new the other morning. That’sthe second time he’s told me he was going to fire someone before he did it, I always wonder if I would want someone to tell me if I was about to be fired.  The idea of ‘the new guy’ is a little scary to me, the guy who hires people has been doing a pretty sad job lately and we are all collectively holding our breath to see what lumbers through the door next week.

 

It’s raining out, would have been perfect for running this morning, alas shit sammie…

 

I heard this song while at the gym, yes I did manage to go a few times this week but A FEW TIMES IS NOT ENOUGH, anyway heard this song and was reminded about how awful it was

 

So she has sex with some strange man because she wants a baby but the man shes in love with is shooting blanks…and why wasn’t ann wilson the one in the video?  Is it too horrible for someone to have anonymous sex with a farm animal?

You see, this is what happens when I don’t get to the gym enough, I get snippy.  I have to run, but have so much to post about like these topics

Bowel shattering pizza

Katie Couric is a c*nt

tax rebates screw people with no money

dreams about stabbing my dead brother with a fork over ice cream cake

dandelions are causing me to commit hate crimes

THE HOOF…when your too fat to have a camel toe