From 13 feet up, Josh Thompson saw the man coming, jogging, actually — and then, suddenly, breaking into a sprint.

By the time the man dove arm-first into the massive tree chipper — meant to grind 21-inch-diameter trunks in a matter of seconds — Thompson had leapt to the ground. Frantically, he yanked on a safety lever, shutting the machine down.

But it was bad: The man — who had been wandering uncomfortably close to the industrial-grade tree chipper for about 15 to 20 minutes — had his arm and shoulder pulled into the teeth of the machine.

Heavy, block-shaped teeth — meant to grip and pull, rather than grind — were closing upon the man’s head with 13,000 pounds of pressure. His hand may have reached the spinning grinders 3 feet inside.

But he was alive.

 

Impressive, very impressive.  It amazes me how some people choose to off themselves, so painful and terribly gory, like the guy who chopped his own head off with a chainsaw, this is profound and makes me wonder what other point the person is trying to make by being so gruesome.  When I lived in CT there was a story about a guy who killed his girlfriend and wood chipped her, they found fingers and stuff hanging in the trees surrounding his property, he was just trying to get rid of the body, but the suicide by wood chipper…very different story.  If I was to off myself I would choose some kind of sedation, can a person kill themselves using imported beer and swiss cheese?

 

Are you spending your $600?  Can’t wait to see the economy start BOOMING over that $600…George Bush is as charming as a crotch pimple, but this is something we all know.

 

Gay marriage is allowed in an ENTIRE 2 states, what next equal civil rights for EVERYONE…crazy times these are…

 

I was thinking about my unfortunate pizza/liquid poopie incident, but really calling it liquid poopie does not describe it truly..my ass was like a sandblaster, highly pressurized and very dangerous.  And what have I learned….introducing grease into a granola environment….not a good idea

 

 

And just becuase they’re so damn cute…introducing the perfect human companion…the golden