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May 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Book offers fascinating tales of modern-day cannibalism


(5-27) 06:37 PDT , (AP) –

“Among the Cannibals: Adventures on the Trail of Man’s Darkest Ritual” (Smithsonian Books, 278 pages. $25.95), by Paul Raffaele: You know the standard image about cannibalism: A white Christian missionary stews in a large pot while an African tribe dances around him, planning to make him their next meaI.

 

I can think of a few people I would like to kill, but to eat them?…I’d have to say that list is very small, even with alot of cheese and butter…and salt too.  What do humans taste like, and what is the consistency of human meat?  I think the skin woiuld be pretty tasty deep fried, but then again isn’t everything?  I used to have a snobbery about deep friend things, you know that whole southern..stick it in a fryer kind of mentality..that was before I had a deep friend turkey one Thanksgiving..delicious, you could stick road kill in a deep fryer and I would throw some tarter sauce on it and smack my greasy lips…

 

Enough of that…this weekend was Memorial Day, a three day weekend, I was very happy and at times very intoxicated…not in a good way either.  I did get a new tattoo, thank you Captain Brett, I will post a link to his site, you should check out his work, I was supposed to post a photo of the tattoo, not yet, I have to get a decent photo.  I love tattoos, that was my 5th and no I am not finished yet, I have a small one on my shoulder that needs to be added to, and then I’ll find something else that I like and will have to get that.  I will tell you the story of all of my tattoos with photos

For now, lets watch some Steely Dan, you know some fucktard in my office gets VIP seats to all of these shows and won’t give me Steely Dan Tickets…I shot a snot wad in his cawfee the other morning

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