So after bitching and moaning about not getting tickets to any of the VIP shows…I got tickets..I’m going to see the True Colors tour tonight…one could say that I have a magic element in my phlegm, that once I hocked a loogie into his cawfee, he gave in to my will….I am the Merlin of snot.
Anyway,work was tragic this Saturday, par usual. I met this strange guy today, he bought some saddlebags for his motorcycle off a friend of mine…anyway, he was really odd and started this off the wall but very interesting conversation with me about the universe, the ego of the human race and all sorts of things. He was interesting, a little creepy, but interesting, what was creepy about him is his laugh, he has this small giggle, it’s sounds perverse…and he would giggle everytime he made a point. And he had weird teeth, I have this dental thing, no not a snobbery, but his teeth were too big for his head, and almost rounded at the edges, plus the final weird thing were his eyes, he had sunglasses on and pulled them down once when we first met, his eyes were bright blue, they looked like contacts. Why do I always look for the weird things about people….he also talked about being aware and open to the truth without the influence of a world trying to condition your thinking…I need a drink…hey VIP tickets…BAR SERVICE and free snacks..oh off on a tangent, anyway he was odd and we spoke for over an hour…this does not mean I want the man to know where I live, he’s probably a vampire too.
Speaking of weird shit, you know I live in a haunted house…last night I woke up to a loug banging from the cellar around 3am..my first thought being “I aint going down there it’s the cellar, it’s 3am and this house got creepy shit happening in it.” I was hoping someone else would go downstairs first…I waited for a few minutes just to make sure I didn’t dream it, then it happened again so I went downstairs (after making alot of noise to see if anyone wanted to join me…I was alone). I thought it was the furnace but was told that the furnace was off, the water heater is new and no one was doing laundry at 3am, so being I was down there I decided to have a beer…yes I know its 3am and I had to go to work in another 2 hours….but if there was a killer down there at least the beer would take the edge off of being hacked to pieces by a serial killer.
I have to get ready for the show, lets watch some Cyndi Lauper
