Cellulite Pancakes

Ever wonder how much crap a human being can take before there head explodes?

Alright, my head is not in my ass, but I  have another point to make about my ass, but that will come in a bit.  My limits were being tested on this fabulously rainy Wednesday..one bright spot the Account Exec told me that Sheryl Crowe was added to the show list where we watched  Cyndi Lauper…now I know there is no way I am going to get my hands on those free Sheryl Crowe VIP tickets, although I did promise to set myself on fire if he gives them to me.  However if I could purchase them though him before everyone else buys them I may get better seats…I will place a boogie on the rim of his cawfee cup tomorrow…remember the Merlin of schnotts….

 

But anyway soomeone mentioned an idea about the gross rash on my neck, that maybe when I heard that big bang in the basement that it was some kind of pipe bursting and and some kind of poisonous gas was released…I assured them that the only gas in this house comes out of my ass after a large veggie pizza on Saturday night..its disgusting, but not poisonous…I have an appointment with the DR tomorrow afternoon.  I will close with two videos…ugh first of al I STILL HATE barack obabma, I think if his wife wears her belt right under her tits it will hide the fact that she has a huge fucking ass..sloppy whore…anyway back with videos  my new favorite song

and another old song of hers that I love

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aromatic Stomas

My friends mom is dying.  She has suffered multipleer,e strokes, has blood & calcium on the brain, ugh it’s awful, and the doctors keep trying different things, but it aint looking so good.  I hate funerals, not a big fan of death either, I don’t think any living thing is…I watched this movie the other night, alright don’t laugh I watched Flicka..not the real version the new one with Tim Mcgraw and his hair hat…anyway there was a part in the movie where a cougar jumps out of a tree onto the horse, I had to leave, I can watch children being chewed up by lawn mowers, animals eating humans, humans eating humans, but any show that has animals being hurt, can’t watch it, never saw Old Yeller, but I did like JAWS a whole bunch…oh and one more human movie that I could never finish Million Dollar Baby…tragic..but I’m getting off on a tangent, how typical…

 

Anyway I’m bummed about Hillary dropping out

I HATE barack obama, on so many levels, why launch into THAT horror story.

Speaking of horror, you should see my neck..NICE…its not at the crusty stage yet, but it’s getting there, I’m not even scartching the throbbing welts.  I’m making a Drs appointment tomorrow..this is not a good look for me…I remember this song from way back and I think I may have come down with it