I wrote a poem for my boss yesterday
I’d like to stab you in the eye with something long, poisionous and thick
kick you repeatedly in the head and the dick
Beat your child till it bleeds out the ears
and have you wife crucified to all of our cheers
poop in your cawfee
pee in your shoe
Just a short list of things
that Id like to do
he inspires me on an artistic level. As he was giving me the list of things to accomplish tomorrow I started shaking my head “What, your not going to be here?” he asked in his Tootsie like voice, “No, I told you I couldn’t work this weekend, and next Friday I won’t be here.” he scrunched his unibrow, “Your going away again…ummmm thats ok we’re ok.” he skittered off to play golf…not before he completely f*&ked up what I had to get done….thanks Tootsie! But I am NOT at work this Saturday morning, this is GAY PRIDE WEEKEND, well Pride was all week in Boston, all different events happening every day and night…this is a very exciting time for us, we get to be gay!!!!!!!! I know what your thinking “it’s no big deal” but wasn’t there just a hoohah in Seattle, two women were asked to stop kissing at a Mariners game because it made a straight person uncomfortable. Did I tell you that ugly people kissing makes me uncomfortable, but can I ask an usher to stop them, Gawd don’t like ugly, Gawd don’t like fat and stoopit either but that doesn’t seem to stop him from creating those disasters. No, I haven’t gone to the gym…snippy
One of my favorite artists is Alanis Morisette, she’s fabulous, on all levels, just got her new cd and am listening to it constantly..so I go from electronic dance pop, to Citizen of The Planet..go figga..
Susan Atkins has asked for early release from prison, I think it’s termed compassionate release because she has a terminal illness….ummmm didn’t you stab Sharon Tate as she was begging for the life of her unborn child…compassionate release….
