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Port A Potties and LSD Flashbacks

June 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Whoever created this ad campaign has created a monster, if you are ever in a crowded place and this commercial comes on I bet there a several people singing along…I know I do

Police: Officer kills Calif. man who beat toddler to death while fending off passers-by
TURLOCK, Calif. June 15, 2008 (AP) The Associated Press

Police killed a 27-year-old man as he kicked, punched and stomped a toddler to death despite other people’s attempts to stop him on a dark, country road, authorities said.

 

Do you know what is fabulous about this Friday?  I am not at work, and do you know what else is fabulous about this Friday…soon I will be in Provincetown, hiking, biking, reading, eating, nappping, and generally being away from the same old, same old.

 

I failed to tell you about Boston Pride, which happened last Saturday.  First lets just say, whoever scheduled the entertainment should be disemboweled..Boston Pride has had some good acts in the past few years that I’ve lived here, Sophie B Hawkins, Gloria Gaynor some people who are actually KNOWN.  We sat down at Government Center baking in the delicious sunshine waiting for some good music.  First of all there were no bands, it was all canned music, a little like kareoke, I like seeing live bands, but that aside the first act was pretty good, even though she was a Jesus singer.  The next guy was this

Brenden Valesquez <sp>  the MC introduced him as a cross between Justin Timberlake and some other big star…trust me, Brenden is no Justin Timberlake.  I give the guy credit, he’s doing what he wants to do, I just wish what he wanted to do never crossed my path…he tried so hard to be sexy, but was just kind of funny, he danced like Auntie Boris after one too many sloe gin fizzes.  We decided it was tiime to get the heck out of there and go get some drinks, after a few beers Pride looked better.  Everyone was rahing the fact that this year was the biggest parade ever, but there were hardly any vendors, everyone knows that gay pride=buying shit.  I suppose it’s a blessing in disguise that I didn’t get to buy alot of rainbow crap, I had more important things to spend my cash on like….a new furnace…nothing makes you want to commit a hate crime like spending that much money on home improvement thats not even visable. 

 

I have to go pack, it’s almost time to leave this X-file and head to Ptown..next you will hear from me, I will be lounging by the pool…

 

 

 

 

 

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