does this smell infected?

Tom got fired Friday…he was just your regular kind of guy…he just sucked at the job, and when your not the best at your job, the boss cans you…I told Tom to urinate in the bosses car, he declined. I had a feeling that he was going to get fired, the boss came around the other afternoon with some guy with no neck showing him around looking all google eyed. After he fired Tom yesterday and everyone had left (except me ofcourse) the boss came up to me and started fishing for validation….

“I hired Buzz”

Now Im going to call him Buzz because he has that style (if you can call it that ) haircut

“Buzz is the new wartime consiglerie of the cosa nostra, you know the job YOU didn’t want”

I nodded and continued working, when I saw Buzz I noticed his shirt was a polyester blend, I did not need to know anything more about him..this was enough, class dismissed

The boss started telling me how fabulous Buzz is…..we’ve been through this before, infact it wasn’t so long ago that the boss was in love with the recently fired Tom….he continued “..plus Buzz can balance plates on his head, shoot pool blindfolded and macrame!” the boss was fairly smug telling me this like he wanted me to know that Buzz was going to be MUCH better at the job then I would have been had I decided to take it…..”Did you know Buzz holds four olympic records in synchronized swimming and is the poet laurete of Russia?” yes boss, fairly smug for a man whos son was recently found slumped over on a toilet tripping on heroin….

“I hope Buzz makes you happy, your peace of mind is paramount”
I nodded and closed my eyes hoping he would be gone when I opened them…he was still there, shit.

he scrunched his one eyebrow (that extends from the left temple to the right)

“thats an odd thing to say”

I panicked

“I eat drain clogs….now THATS an odd thing to say.”

“Agreed!” he walked away

Im trying to figure something out, I heard an Elvis Costello song the other day..ok Elvis Costello

                                       yeah, exactly

 

anyway how did this guy get this woman

 

so, thats the first thing I thought of after I heard the Elvis Costello song, how did Diana Krall get hooked up with that little troll?

I’m going for a long bike ride today…I’m looking forward to being out there….it’s going to be hot and gross, love it…