The beginning of this post is going to be aboout Buzz, the new guy…I call him Buzz for 2 reasons
1-I really can’t remember his name and seriously, why bother?
2-Thats his hairstyle, the buzz cut…very ROTC
His other physical attributes include, but are not limited to…
no neck, sloped shoulders, hunched back, a persistent cold sore on the upper lip (at least for 2 weeks) a large wart/mole on his back that is visable from neighboring solar systems and large, flat clownlike feet…
Exactly, I don’t like Buzz…and he don’t like me, I can tell, we have locked eyes a few times and whenever this happens I get a momentary picture in my brain
its a mexican standoff baby..FU Buzz…we shall not contact, Buzz and I, it’s too risky…I may have to disembowel him and this is against company policy, I may get written up.
I will end my work related writing with this, Primative Dave came to visit me today-he looked a little down, he said his wife had been reading a self-help book that said you should do something everyday that makes you uncomfortable..
“Thats stupid” was my well thought out response
“She insists it will help me develop emotionally.”
“Your wife hates you Dave”
“Im beginning to think you’r right”
“Tell her it makes you uncomfortable to experience a high priced call girl.”
he seemed to like that idea and then expanded…
“Or maybe it makes me uncomfortable to stay home while she goes out and works.” “Exactly, Im glad to see your getting into the spirit of this.”
Dave left, hopefully feeling better about the things in this world that make him uncomfortable
