The Bologna Ball

Disfunction as a Life Choice

August 20, 2008 · 2 Comments

You should only dance in your underpants when you look good in them, like Madge

I do not dance in my underpants, I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld

Not really, but you get the picture, I dance like a suburban mother at the yacht club party down in connecticut…and those women do not dance in there underpants…actually I think they wear bloomers..but thats something to be discussed at another time.

 

I went back to working out, weightlifting, not just cardio, and although I know it happens, I was suprised at how weak my muscles got after taking some time off…I used to hate that about running, I would get this great pace going on, then get some blasted injury then have to sit out a few weeks…thats when I discovered the moronic ‘running through an injury’ idea…not so smart.

 

Anyway, today I have been forewarned that employment is going to be hellish, lots of stuff for the DNC, thrilling…I would sell tickets to the events on ebay, but who would want to go, and I wouldn;t want to be the one selling the ticket to the next Manchurian Candidate, if you know what I mean…

I think the chinese judges are cheating at the olympics…I think china was a bad choice for any event promoting unity and fellowship, but it just goes to show you how EVERYTHING is politicized….  lets take the way back train to the 1980s..

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  • BobM // August 21, 2008 at 1:58 am | Reply

    Damn that boy is pretty good! After getting over my initial shock I realized that he wasn’t half bad at shakin’ his booty!

  • dickdastardly // August 21, 2008 at 3:20 am | Reply

    I gotta agree with you on the Olympics. The judging in Gymnastics was horrible. Besides the coverage being horrible (East coast AND West coast should view the games live at night), why can’t they show some badmiton or table tennis on NBC?

    Here’s something you may not have noticed, but they refuse to say “shuttlecock” they say “shuttle”. Also there was a trampoline artist from Canada named Cockburn. They pronounced it like “co-burn”. What is wrong with this place. It’s not like saying shuttlecock is offensive. Ok, Cockburn would make me giggle, but come on…

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