I’ll have both, ocurring at the same time please! Fabulous Saturday…mental note *when girlfriend suggests I get out of the sun because I’m turning a new shade of color, do listen* mental note number 2 *NEVER eat beouf again* I am on a hamburger strike, that thing was nasty yesterday and it kept reappearing in the form of deep, hollow, putird burps that came from the bottom of my being…and absolutely repugnant ass bombs followed by gurgling intestines and the inevitable explosive ending! Too much information? No, ofcourse not.
I could not have used that, my poop was more like what came out of the Exxon Valdeez…now that borders on the too much information.
The olympics are over, the chinese cheated…WOW what a suprise! They lied about not censoring the olympic coverage, they imprisoned some reporters..who chose china as the host country?
Short post this morning, as I am alreay late for the trainwreck..it’s a three day weekend and I am so looking forward to it. Lets have some happy music