We have a client here who i like to call “SPARKLEPUSS”. Sparklepuss is always rushinginto the room, out of breath from being whisked off of the ski slopes or fresh from the golf course. Ray Bans worn backward on his head, Crocs fur lined in the winter and electric green in the summer, to match the Brooks Brothers shirt worn carelessly with upturned collar. Sparklepuss always enters the room full of people asking everyone and no one at all self serving questions like, “GUESS WHO WON THE ASS BLASTER GOLF TOURNEEE TODAY?” he shouts, arms outstretched to the gawd that was so fabulous as to create him. Yes, SPARKLEPUSS wins the tournee!!!! Ofcourse he did, we never would have heard about it otherwise…I do alot of work for SPARKLEPUSS, he never says thank you, just winks and nods at me while mouthing the phrase “good job” ……thank you SPARKLEPUSS. Sparklepuss heard that I like to run, so he told me about his version of the Boston Marathon, “Me and a bunch of the guys sit at the finish line and have a marathon of martinis” he gets VIP seating, I don’t know what that means, special bleacher seating, whatever…. Sparklepuss is present, drunk and FABULOUS. This is one of the kind of people I come in contact with daily…also there is a famous tv person who stops by…let me tell you…she should canonize her makeup artist…the first time I saw her she came in with her assistant, I thought the assistant was the star..apparently people cry when they see her in person…interesting…I would probably cry if I met Sylvia Plath, she is by far my favorite poet, shes also dead so that would be a very freaky scene…I would weep, more out of fear then anything else..
TWO DAYS TILL P-TOWN!!!!! I am happy, I am psyched, I am ready to nap by the fire!!!!! I told you I am old damnit, this is vacation, naps, reading I won’t mention
I promise to take more photos of Ptown and upload them, it’s such a delicious piece of the world!
Meanwhile, I got quite a shock today, I absolutely LOVE the new cd Circus by Britney Spears, trust me it wonderful…I have to tell you something in regard to young pop stars, miley cyrus sucks, I watched her on the AMAs just because I had to see what everyones kid was talking about…and this is not a case of me just being an old person…Miley Cyrus SUCKS…shes not a rock star and she cant dance so shes just an achy breaky bore….
