To Cooper

or not to buy a mini cooper..it is a cute car

                            

but 30 grand is a little steep…I mean I havent had a car payment in like eight years…and I like that.  Ive been debating a new car for the past year or so, actually I woke up this morning saying to my girlfriend “I cannot justify buying a new car.”

“Go back to sleep”

“Seriously, I’ll just have the Jeep fixed” the jeep has some small assorted mechanical issues

“This is what you wake up thinking about?”

Actaully I woke up thinking how nice my life is…then the Cooper thoughts came in, then the storm came, then I didnt want to go to work, then I remembered today is going to be an easy day.  Which reminds me, Tuesday before I left work, I was asked to make sure everything was perfect for the night guy to come in and complete this terrifying trainwreck…I know it was a trainwreck because I was there at the beginning thinking “Thank gard this will be gone when I get here tomorrow.”

It wasn’t…they left it for me…

Ass monkeys,,,the night guy got the cheesecake and I got the shit sammie..I discussed this with my girlfriend over dinner last night..

“Face it, you will always get the trainwrecks.” she told me, tired of hearing me whine about the same topic

“It’s not fair” I boo hooed

“What are you going to do about it?”

“Make a tuna casserole.”

Isn’t that what everyone does when stressed, tuna casserole?  Oh well, work is a compromise I compromise my values, morality, judgement and freedom for cash.

Whitechocolatespaceegg is a wonderful cd by Liz Phair…time to go produce..have a stupendous day