Frozen Anal Compress

I overheard someone use that phrase yesterday while they were talking on the phone, I almost stayed around to hear more but then thought better of it. 

Also was in on a conversation where a person was telling me how her brother was mean to her, so she thought she would be nasty back to him AND his wife….I thought that was an interesting response

“So, you dont think he should have been mean to you?” I asked

“Ofcourse not, hes being a jerk.”

“Now your doing to him something you dont think he should have been doing to you.  And not only are you engaging in behavior you yourself think is wrong towards your brother your also behaving unkindly to his wife, who has nothing to do with any of this.”

Shes being nasty becasue she feels justified in being so, but her brother probably felt justified in being nasty to her as well…so everyones slinging poop due to a limited perspective…I do it to, its hard to change your thought process while in the middle of an emotional response.

But the frozen anal compress really intrigues me, I wonder why one would use such a thing.

My girlfriend and I went over to see the neighbor yesterday, no demonic bastard around and no wife.  He said he had heard about the party and heard that it was out of control that the kids were fighting in the streets etc (that was news to us but we werent arguing) we stated out points, told him about the drunken retards on our property at 2am stumbling around, the empty liquor bottles and ofcourse the nice skid mark on our front lawn..he apologized and asked why we didnt call the cops, “Oh we dont want to be that way” (actually we were covering our asses, if someone farts too loud next door after 11 we are calling the cops EVERY TIME we just dont want the neighbor to think we would actually DO such a thing) he said his kid would be over to fix our lawn at some point, HOW I dont know…but thats taken care of

Couldnt help but see some of the Micheal Jackson funeral yesterday (or whatever that was) alright I cried, but only when his daughter spoke, that little girl looks very much like Madonnas daughter did when she was that young hmmmmmm…and where was Madge, she should have been at the funeral NOT at yoga class (really Madge).  Oh and Paris, please stay with Auntie Janet and not Auntie LaToya

Time for work